[spots the Loud pets sleeping in the sofa through the living room window after failing to open it; knocks to get their attention] Psst! Open up and let me in! [smiles while giving them a thumbs-up; the pets wake up, see him, and yawn before Walt turns off the lights and go back to sleep; gasps] Is this about the party not being at the big fountain downtown? It was a joke! Can't you take a joke? [the pets blow raspberries at him in jealousy and resume sleeping; now annoyed] Fine. Don't need you guys anyway. I'll find my own way in. You'll see! Sergio is unstoppable! [goes to the backyard and tries to ram his way through the doggy door, but it turns out to be sealed on the other side with wooden planks] I'm gonna have to use my brain and not my brawn. [flies up to the window of Lori and Leni's bedroom and knocks to get Leni's attention] Leni, you're dreaming. I'm Dream Sergio. Open the window. [Leni shrugs, gets out of bed, but walks to the closet instead and opens it, and collapses on the floor resuming to sleep; gets an idea and goes on top of the roof] Down the chimney like old St. Nick. [dives into the chimney and struggles to squeeze his body in, then crashes from the fireplace and into the living room, covered in soot; to the Loud pets as they glare at him in irritation] Ah! Told you I was unstoppable! [spins to get the soot off him and coughs; the Loud pets storm off into the kitchen, all fed up with his selfishness; groans] I get it. You're still mad about the party. [follows them as Cliff removes the planks from the blocked doggy door, for when they've been deceived] Let's talk about it like grown animals. [the pets exit through the doggy door, still ignoring him and not wanting to be bothered by the likes of him; groans again; grumpily] Real mature, guys!
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[flies into the garage, and kicks out some pigeons who're playing a drumset] Shoo! Shoo, you annoying creatures!
[enters the garage; groggy] Sergio? What are you and all these pigeons doing in the garage?
[nervously] I… uh… I'm Dream Sergio. You're just dreaming of all these birds.
Oh, okay. That makes sense. [Sergio sends him back to bed] Good night, Dream Sergio.
[worried] I'm doomed! The Louds are gonna wake up, see this mess, and rat me out to Rosa! I'm going to bird boot camp for sure! [sees the Loud pets laughing at his misfortune and approaches them] Just the pets I wanted to see! Can you help me get rid of these pigeons? You're kind of my last hope. [the pets scoff in denial and go into Charles' doghouse, still jealous of his selfishness] I deserve that. [forcefully apologizes] Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't very nice to you (since I showed up) today. [the pets peek their heads out, cautiously] I should have been cool with what you wanted to do. [the pets gesture him to keep going] And I shouldn't have lied about the party. [another gesture] And I shouldn't have been so insulting. [one more gesture] And I'm sorry for being a big-beaked jerk. [sadly turns away, accepting the consequences; the pets look at each other and decided to forgive him by offering him a hug; touched] Oh, thank goodness. [joins the hug] Boy, you really made me work for it. [breaks out of the hug] Okay, so how are we gonna get rid of these featherbrains?
[After Sergio and the Loud pets have reconciled and work together to build an animatronic structure of a red-tailed hawk to get Sancho and the pigeons out of the Loud House without waking up the Louds…]
That was amazing! I had you guys all wrong. You're totally cool, not mention, very clever. Mind if I hang till the fam gets back? [The pets look at each other and nod in agreement; Next morning, they're all playing a game of Old Maid in Charles' doghouse] Ooh, a match!
Oh, Sergio! The Louds tell me you were the perfect houseguest.
What can I say? It's easy when you're hanging with friends.
Well, I'm very proud of you. Now, come on. It's time to go.
Aw, five more minutes? I'm about to win at Old Maid!
[off-screen] Rita, why is the basement covered in pigeon poop?!
[panicking as Rosa glares grumpily at him, realizing what he's really been up to] Gotta go! [flies off as Rosa storms off after him, while the Loud pets laugh and the iris closes in on them]
Carlos; (First lines of the Episode) Dah!
(opens the window from the kitchen to rhe Living Room; Loudly, Over the vaccums) Abuela! Can you hold off vaccuming for a Free minutes? (Holds Her laptop). I'm doing a live makeup tutorial!
This breakfast bot is gonna cook everything: eggs, bacon, toast, pancakes. How's your robot coming?
[stands next to a pile of parts and holding a spring and a bolt] Good, l'be finally figured out that this piece, attaches to this piece. [puts the string over the bolt thread, and the spring hits her in the face] Ow.
[after the girls found each other] Sid?
[takes off the Lucha Libre mask] Yes?
l wanna join your club!
l really don't care what we do, as long as we're together.
Me too. [They both hug]
Mom! I was unpacking a crate of salsa verde, and l got a splinter.
What's the big deal? Just take it out.
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