Cindy Brady quotes from The Brady Bunch

The all-American dish for the all-American hero, (everybody cheers) hot Hungarian goulash!

Cindy

Since when is Hungarian goulash American?

Since Zsa Zsa Gabor became a citizen.

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[Bobby doesn't want to be with Peter, whom he's at odds with]

Wanna play a game or something, Alice?

Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Bobby, not tonight. I gotta go to bed early, I didn't sleep very well last night.

Why not?

Well, I stayed up half the night, watching one of those TV horror movies, "The Demon That Devoured Detroit", gave both of us heartburn. [leaves, Greg comes in]

Wanna watch some TV with me, Greg?

Greg

Sorry, I got a date. I'll see you later.

[Bobby walks into the living room, seeing his sisters leaving]

Hey, where are you going?

Marcia

We're gonna spend the night at my friend Helen's house.

How come?

That wallpaper post made our room smell too icky.

Cindy

Have fun. [the girls leave]

Yeah. Whoopee.

[Mike and Carol are leaving]

Mike

Good night, son.

Carol

Don't stay up past your bedtime.

I might as well go to sleep right now; there's nobody around here to do anything with.

Carol

Oh, now, Bobby, Peter's home.

That's the same thing as being alone.

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[Bobby is practicing playing "Yankee Doodle" on a portable organ, Peter and Cindy look on]

How am I doing now?

Cindy

It still sounds awful, but you're playing a lot faster.

So it's awful for less time.

Hardy-har-har.

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[Bobby and Cindy are playing checkers on Cindy's bed, Jan walks in]

I win.

Maybe Bobby cheated.

Cindy

Did you cheat?

No, Jan just got a big mouth and bad eyes.

He didn't really cheat, Cindy.

Cindy

Then why did you say that?

It's a debating tactic. I force Bobby into defending himself by accusing him of something.

I get enough accusing around here from mom and dad.

Hey, you two accuse me of something and I'll defend myself.

Okay. I accuse you.. of being weird. [leaves the room]

I'm on the debating team at school and I really need practice. Choose a subject and pick a side.

Cindy

Okay. I pick Bobby's side, you are weird. [leaves]

Won't anybody around here debate me? [picks up Cindy's Kitty Karry-All doll] You, pick a side.

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Peter, will you be our judge?

For what?

Cindy

Bobby and I made a bet on who's the best bike rider.

What did you bet?

Same thing as Greg and Marcia. The person who comes closer to the stopline without going over wins.

Cindy

And the loser has to do the winner's chores for a whole year.

Well, first you better look at something, Bobby. [points to Greg doing ironing]

Ain't too easy to beat a dumb ol' girl anyway. [leaves]

Cindy

Chicken.

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[Peter and Bobby are camping out in the backyard, waiting for their "UFO" to appear]

Cindy

Hey, did the UFO land yet?

No, do you see one?

Oh, well we thought that maybe you hid it in your sleeping bags.

Look, if you just came out here to make jokes, you can leave.

Yeah!

Cindy

Oh, we believe in flying objects, Peter.

It's just that flying objects don't believe in us.

[hops up] Listen, if you guys aren't out of here in three seconds, you're both gonna be flying objects!

Ooh, quiver!

Cindy

Quake, quake!

Blast off!

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[Greg and Marcia were playing a trick on Peter and Bobby with the "UFO"]

Anybody for more flapjacks? Right off the grill and still flappin'?

Cindy

Oh yeah, Alice!

Me too.

Greg

No, I gotta get going.

Marcia

Same here.

Aren't you gonna stick around and see how Peter and Bobby's UFO pictures turned out?

Greg

No, in their case I think "UFO" means "Undoubtedly Flipped Out".

Marcia

Hey Alice, if any space creatures do show up, give them some flapjacks and tell them to stick around for a while.

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[Cindy and Oliver arrive home with a record album, Peter and Bobby are playing football in the yard]

Hey, what's in the bag?

Cindy

A record album.

What kind?

Cindy

The round kind.

OOliver

With a hole in the middle.

[laughs sarcastically] Very funny. Let's see it. [tries to grab the album from Cindy, but Cindy snatches it back]

What's the big secret?

Cindy

You know what the secret is.

OOliver

Yeah, and you guys better treat Cindy nice! She's gonna be rich and famous and I'm gonna help her!

What are you two gonna do, rip off a bank?

Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde! [The older boys laugh]

Cindy

[sarcastically] Very funny.

OOliver

Yeah! [leaves inside with Cindy]