[to Ashley on the phone] Obviously, I didn't realize the little bitch was recording me, did I? [pause] No, no! Ashley, I don't fucking care! You're the spin doctor, go fucking spin it! [hears phone line beeping; to operator] What?!
Sir, I apologize for disturbing you… but you have a call. He says he's… Well, he's claiming to be Soldier Boy.
[stammers] Put him through.
[Homelander presses a button to accept the other call]
[to Soldier Boy] This really you?
The situation's changed. I thought we should have a conversation.
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you got lucky once because you fucking ambushed me.
Fall 1980, I get called into Vogelbaum's lab for an experiment. Some shit about genetics. I still remember the Penthouse I used: June. Danielle Deneux, bush like a Pomeranian.
What?
I beat my meat into a cup. Turns out… Vogelbaum made a kid. Born in spring 1981: A boy. You know what the bitch of it is? If they'd have just kept me around, I'd have let you take the spotlight. What father wouldn't want that for his son?
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