[Butcher has been put into deep sleep by Mindstorm and Hughie tries to rouse him. Soldier Boy, who is very stoned, looks for Mindstorm.]
Butcher, wake up! Wake up!
Fucking freak slipped away. He's gonna pick us off…
Butcher, wake up.
…one by one.
Come on, wake up, Butcher. Butcher! Wake up!
No, you're wasting your time. He's gone.
What did Mindstorm do?
Well, if it's his usual MO, trapped him in an endless nightmare until he dies of terminal dehydration.
No, there's gotta be a way we can wake him up.
Mindstorm put him into this. He can snap him out.
Okay, great. Great.
But he's about to be dead.
Wait. Wait, just hang on. If we–If we grab Mindstorm, we make him help Butcher…
No way.
…and then–and then you can kill him. Then, you can go to town on him, man! I don't give a fuck!
Hey! If you're gonna act hysterical, I'm gonna slap you like I'm Connery. Now, unless you wanna end up like your friend there, it ain't worth the risk. Look, chin up, okay? Deal's a deal. You help me finish this, I'll kill Homelander. Butcher would've given up his life for that in a heartbeat. [pause; Hughie looks down at Butcher] So, we doing this or not?
[Hughie walks back to pick up his backpack]
Leave it. We gotta move fast. [pause] Ah… Do you hear that?
Uh... You might wanna lay off the weed, huh?
And you might wanna gargle my ballsack.
[...]
Still can't believe this shit is legal. I locked up so many assholes for it back in the day. [beat] What the fuck did you say?
Literally nothing.
Jesus. How hard?
What?
How hard did Butcher suck your dick that you miss him that much? His mouth must feel like a Hoover Deluxe.
God, every single thing you say is so gross. He saved me, okay? More than once. So I owe him.
Oh, bullshit. You're on a mission. You get the job done, okay? I stormed Normandy. I fought the Nazis. You wanna know what I do when I'm sad or scared? Fucking nothing. 'Cause I'm not a fucking pussy.
[pause; chuckles] You didn't storm shit. Your whole Marlboro Man act? It's fucking crap, and I–
[Soldier Boy punches Hughie hard in the jaw]
I warned you.
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