[Hughie and Soldier Boy come across a priest and a nun stranded on the road when they make it out of the woods]
Son, are–are you a superhero?
Yes, Father. You folks need some help?
Yes. Yes, please.
Okay, well, it's not safe. There's a fugitive in the area. You should get out of here before you get hurt.
Uh, well, we can't. I don't suppose either of you know engines?
I'll have a look.
Oh, I'd appreciate that very much.
Uh, so, where you guys headed?
We're just on our way to a Samaritan's Embrace retreat over there in Danville.
[Soldier Boy shoots the priest in the head, killing him instantly. The nun screams in horror.]
Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What the fuck?!
This is Mindstorm's MO; he brainwashed them. That priest was gonna shank us, and she will, too.
[Hughie gets in front of Soldier Boy when he aims his gun at the nun]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[kneels down over the priest's dead body] Father Wallace, no!
Hey! Hey, she doesn't look brainwashed to me.
Take my word for it. Everyone's coming for us. Everyone, every day.
Whoa! No, no, no! You have PTSD! You have PTSD, and you are super fucking stoned, alright?! Maybe this isn't what you think it is!
Move! Move!
She's a human being! A nun! And if there's one thing I know–
[tackles Hughie from behind and bites him] DIE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!
Oh, my God! Do something!
If you stay still, I…
Fuck you! Get her off me!
[Soldier Boy shoots the nun in the head. Hughie pants as she falls to the ground.]
OH! FUCK! ME! NO! Hard pass on this Exorcist shit!
[looks down at the dead nun and priest] What's black and white and red all over? [pause] Okay, first off, I don't have shellshock. Fuck you. Second, this is what I'm talking about. This is being a soldier!
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