[About everyone's Valentines Day plans] Okay, to sum up, one giant marble horse [Howard], one...asinine comment [Sheldon], one lonely man and his chicken [Raj] and that leaves...oh that's right! My plans! [no one responds] Isn't anyone gonna ask?
Fine, tell us you're gonna have sex with Penny.
No, that's not was I was going to say.
It's okay, I don't mind hearing about your sex life, it's his [Howard's] that bugs me.
That's not what I was going to say. Guess who the university is sending to see the Hadron Collider in Switzerland?
Professor Norton, although God knows why. He hasn't published anything in years since he won that Nobel prize.
Actually he can't go. He threw his back out rock climbing.
I heard he threw his back out climbing his new girlfriend.
The big boobed weather girl from Channel 2?
That's the one.
Anyway, since he can't go, the university is asking me to fill in for him!
In Switzerland or on the big boobed weather girl?
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