Sheldon
You hear about this on TV, but you never think it will happen to you.
Leonard
So they steamed your dumplings; get over it! New topic, please!
Howard
All right, Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny
Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard
So there is a number?
Penny
Okay, new topic, please.
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