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S2 E1

The Big Bang Theory · Season 2, Episode 1

Raj, Howard and others in “The Bad Fish Paradigm”

Raj

We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized cadavers.

Howard

Some of those skinless chicks were hot.

Sheldon

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pack.

Howard

That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.

Leonard

It's not you, Howard. He says he's moving out.

Raj

What did you do? Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

Leonard

No.

Raj

Did you take a Band-Aid off in front of him?

Leonard

No.

Howard

Did you buy generic ketchup? Forget to rinse the sink? Talk to him through the bathroom door?

Raj

Adjust the thermostat? Cook with cilantro? Pronounce the ‘T' in often?

Leonard

No.

Howard

Did you make fun of trains?

Leonard

I didn't do anything, he's just gone insane.

Howard

Well, we all knew this day was coming.

[Sheldon reappears with his bag packed]

Leonard

That was fast.

Sheldon

It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security. And Sarah Connor.

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