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S9 E11

The Big Bang Theory · Season 9, Episode 11

Sheldon, Leonard and others in “The Opening Night Excitation”

[Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are trying to buy tickets for the opening night of Star Wars]

The website's frozen. I can't get in.

Same here.

Guys, they're going to sell out!

What are we gonna do?

Alright. This goes against everything I stand for, but desperate times call for desperate measures. [Kneels on the floor in a prayer stance] Lord, this is Sheldon Cooper. You're good friends with my mom. I know I've spent my life denying that you exist...

Got them!

...and I will continue to do so!

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