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The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 18

Sheldon and Penny in “The Pants Alternative”

I question your premise. How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people?

It'll give you confidence. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out about something, I go out and buy a cute top or a fun skirt and I have a whole new outlook on life.

Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed out person in a cute top or a fun skirt?

Yeah, that's when I buy shoes. Now, let's see what we've got. Ooh! [showing Sheldon an indigo suit] This is nice.

It's only one colour.

Yeah, so?

That's a lot of money for only one colour.

Fine. Why don't you pick out what you like?

Hmm. [Cut to Sheldon exiting changing room in a loud check suit] This is pretty sharp.

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