The Big Bang Theory · Season 5, Episode 18
“The Werewolf Transformation” · Season 5, Episode 18
In this episode: Penny (4), Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (2), Amy Farrah Fowler (1)
[sitting on Sheldon's spot, starts to move when she sees him] Hey, sorry Sheldon, I'll move.
[does not seem bothered by Penny] Why? My spot, your spot, what difference does it make?
[Penny and Leonard frown at him]
Okay, what just happened?
I don't know... Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer, and Sheldon being okay with you sitting in his spot... I'm guessing someone went back in time, stepped on a bug and changed the course of human events.
All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.
Penny, you're not trained, you're not licensed, and most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
All right, honey, look. We've known each other for a long time now, right? I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you, I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.
I'm sorry, what?
It's a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.
Amy, what do you think?
There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
Leonard, it's 3:00 in the morning! I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt!
Where are you going?
Wherever the music takes me, kitten. [Plays bongos] 🎵 I play bongos walking down the stairs 🎵 [Falls down the stairs] Oh! Oh! [Brief pause] 🎵 Never play bongos walking down the stairs 🎵
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