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The Big Bang Theory · Season 1, Episode 2

Leonard and Sheldon in “The Big Bran Hypothesis”

[Discussing a large box of furniture which they have to take to the fourth floor, with the elevator out of order]

Leonard

Well, we'll just have to take it up ourselves.

Sheldon

I hardly think so.

Leonard

Why not?

Sheldon

Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength.

Leonard

We don't need strength, we're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth.

[The package starts falling on him]

Leonard

I don't have this! I don't have this! I DON'T HAVE THIS!

[Sheldon lifts the package off him]

Sheldon

Archimedes would be so proud.

Leonard

Well, do you have any ideas?

Sheldon

Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring.

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