I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade.
“The Luminous Fish Effect” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Sheldon Cooper (3), Leonard Hofstadter (1), Howard Wolowitz (1)
CMrs. Cooper
[in trying to get Sheldon to go apologize to his boss Dr. Gablehauzer] Now listen here, Sheldon, I've been telling you since you were five years old, it's okay to be smarter than everyone else, but you can't go around pointing it out!
Why?
CMrs. Cooper
[sternly] Because other people don't like it!! Remember all the ass-kickings you used to get from the neighbor kids? Are you ready? Get your shoes, shirt and let's shove off!
[in a defeated tone of voice] There wouldn't have been any ass-kickings if that stupid death-ray would've worked.
Here comes our new boss. Be polite.
EGDr. Eric Gablehauser
[approaching] Hi, fellas. Eric Gablehauser.
[shaking hands] Howard Wolowitz.
EEric
Howard. Nice to meet you. [turning to Sheldon] And you are?
[shaking hands] An actual real scientist. [turning to Leonard] How was that?
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