[watching Farmer Ben fertilize his pumpkin patch] It doesn't matter what you do, Ben. None of your pumpkins are going to ever measure up to the Giant. [chuckles]
S2 E3The Bad Habit / The Prize Pumpkin
S2 E4Ferdy Factual / Lend a Helping Hand
BBBrother Bear
I don't get it. Queenie pretends to be his friend, we're really trying to be his friends, and we're the ones he ignores.
How can somebody so smart be so dumb?
Ferdy knows a lot of things, but I don't think he knows very much about friends.
Guess he'll just have to find out about Queenie the hard way.
Widder Jones is really nice, isn't she?
BBBrother Bear
And she's always doing things for everyone else.
[to Brother] Are you doing anything important on Saturday?
BBBrother Bear
Yeah, sort of. I'm helping out a neighbor at her yard sale.
Me too.
[to Widder Jones on the phone] I'm so pleased Brother and Sister were able to help you out. Uh-huh. Yes. I'll be sure to tell them. [The cubs open the door and come in] Oh, hold on. They just came in the door. Would you like to speak to one of them? Alright. [to the cubs] It's Widder Jones.
BBBrother Bear
[to Sister] You talk to her.
Huh? No way! I don't want to talk to her!
[sternly] What's gotten into you two?
Yes. Widder Jones thanks the world of you, cubs.
BBBrother Bear
[sighs, takes the phone, and talks to Widder Jones] Hello. Oh, you're welcome. Next Saturday? Um... Well, actually, Sister and I were...
Ahem.
BBBrother Bear
Yes. We'll help you clean out your attic. [chuckles] Okay. Bye. [hangs up]
[disappointed] Aw! I was going to play at Lizzy's on Saturday!
BBBrother Bear
I told Lenny I'd come over and check out his new video game!
Those things can always wait until another time.
I'm sure Lenny and Lizzy will understand.
You know, you two should be very proud of yourselves. Helping others is a tradition that Bear Country was built on.
But we already helped out for a whole afternoon!
BBBrother Bear
Come on, Sister, let's go do something fun before it gets dark.
S2 E5The Big Blooper / Nothing to Do
[The scene cuts to Sister and Lizzy's indoor picnic. That is, while it is raining outside. In this scene, the dolls --Sister's doll and Lizzy's doll-- are sisters and act like they are Sister and Lizzy's children. Sister is "Mommy", while Lizzy is "The Aunt". In the meantime, Brenda --Sister's doll-- is "stuffed" because she ate her cookies/dessert/snacks first. That is, as she --Brenda-- says...!]
BBrenda (Sister's Impersonation)
"Mommy...? I can't eat any more of my sandwich! I'm stuffed!"
AAngela (Lizzy's Impersonation)
"I'm stuffed too!"
[as her doll's "mama"] I told you to not eat your cookies first.
[Sister and Lizzy both laugh. When Sister's Doll ate her cookies/dessert/snacks first, she was too full up to eat her sandwich.]
Go Brenda go!
Come on, Angela! You can do it!
BMrs Bruin
Hi, Mrs Bearfoot. I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
Go, Brenda! You're almost there!
Sister Bear Hurry Hurry!
BMrs Bruin
Uh-huh. Just a minute, Mrs Bearfoot. Lizzy, can you and Sister do something quiet while i'm on the phone, please?
Okay, Brenda it's time for you and Angela to have your afternoon naps.
Yes, it's naptime girls.
No monkey business you two.
AAngela (Lizzy's Impersonation)
We'll be listening.
[On the video "Trouble at Big Bear High". It is a video that Barry --Lizzy's older brother-- had rented from a video rental shop.]
BBBoy Bear
Out of my way, guys! I got points to score! Your team's going down, furball!
BBBoy Bear 2
Who you calling furball, Furball?
[Brother accidentally knocks over Sister's glass of milk.] Brother, look what you did!
BBBrother Bear
Sorry.
You're such a furball!
[Mama Gasps]
What? Did I say something wrong?
[scolds Sister] You certainly did, young lady! That's a terrible thing to call someone!
Wherever did you hear language like that?
On a video.
What sort of video?
"Trouble at Big Bear High".
BBBrother Bear
[Chuckles] "Trouble at Big Bear High"? That video's not for little cubs.
If it has that kind of talk in it, I don't think it's for big cubs either.
Lizzy's older brother rented it. I didn't know.
I know you didn't know, (and neither did Lizzy,) but now you do.
You can really hurt someone's feelings with that word. But the important thing is, we caught it in time, before you said it to someone else.
BBBrother Bear
Uh-oh, I think she said it to someone else.
Oh, Sister!
Mama, I need to go see Lizzy right away.
Hurry along, then.
BBBrother Bear
And I thought I did dumb things sometimes. [pours too much ketchup on his beet greens] Oops.
Lizzy! You know that word we've been saying? It's a bad word.
Now you tell me. I called my brother a you-know-what, right in front of my mom!
Oh, no!
Oh, yes! I didn't know it was a bad word. Boy, did I ever get a talking to? (Sighs) I wish we'd never watched that video!
Me too! No wonder Stacy and Millie didn't want to play with us.
I forgot all about Stacy and Millie. I wonder what they think of us? Now what do we do?
We tell them we're sorry! Come on!
Crude talk is rude talk.
SStacy
And name calling is nasty.
Saying words that hurt other people's feelings doesn't sound too grown-up to me.
You're right. Our language has so many words to choose from.
What are you cubs doing?
[sighs] Nothing.
BBBrother Bear
There's nothing to do.
Nothing to do? Everybody else seems to be able to find something to do.
Yes. Four hands may clean up faster than two, but eight hands clean even faster.
S2 E6House of Mirrors / Too Much Pressure
BMrs. Bruin
Some little bears have big ears.
You mean Sister has big ears?
I have big ears!
[chuckles] Big ears? Goodness, I don't know where you got the idea. But your ears aren't big.
Yes, they are! They're big. Big as an elephant's!
[Sister hears a baby crying. The baby is crying because she let go of her balloon. Her mother shushes her to calm her down. Sister has an idea she to give her ice cream to the baby to make her feel better]
MMother
I'm sorry, dear. The balloon's too high. Mama can't get it back.
Mmm, good! [She gives the baby her ice cream] Hasn't even have a lick!
[The baby she tastes the ice cream and likes it]
MMother
Thank you. [to Mama] I hope someday your daughter gets to turn out like mine.
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