Lizzie, maybe you're a bit loud and maybe you talk a lot. But don't ever listen to anyone who says you have a big mouth.
S2 E6House of Mirrors / Too Much Pressure
I know I'm forgetting something. But what? [tries to turn on the car, but it's not working, because she forgot to get it fixed] Oh, the car! I forgot to get the car fixed!
BBBrother Bear
We're going to be late, Mama!
We have to do something!
I don't know what to... [starts crying.]
Don't cry, Mama!
BBBrother Bear
Mama?
[Brother and Sister both cry after Mama does. Now Mama, Brother, and Sister are crying in the red roadster car, because it's not working.]
[as he sees that Mama, Brother and Sister are crying, because Mama forgot to get the car fixed] What in? [The scene cuts back to the cubs and Mama crying. Then it cuts back to Papa. And Papa says...!] So this is what it's come to! Alright then, as of this moment I'm calling it absolutely everything for today offically off!
[In the book, only Mama was crying. And Sister went inside to stay with Mama, while Brother got Papa. In the TV adaptation, when the car did not start, Brother and Sister were both crying with Mama. The scene cuts to the bear family's living room. And Papa erases all of the cubs's summer activities. That is, since the car would not start.]
S2 E7Visit Fun Park / The Perfect Fishing Spot
BBBrother Bear
The thunderbolt is nothing for a cub like me. I can do the whole ride with my arms up in the air, and a big smile on my face!
Now, Brother. No one likes to listen to that kind of boastful talk.
[laughs] You should have heard him bragging about shooting the basketball with his eyes closed, Mama.
Oh?
Then he missed by a mile. [laughs]
You see? It's easy to boast, but not so easy when you have to admit you can't do the big things you boast about.
So you shouldn't brag about things you've never done before.
BBBrother Bear
Okay. I'll brag about it after then.
After the ride, or after you gotten sick to your stomach! [Lizzy and Sister laugh]
BBBrother Bear
Ha, ha.
I rode the thunderbolt when I was a cub. Walked away with my head hailed high So if my my son is made up the same way as his papa, then... Whoa! [He falls] He'll do just fine.
BBBrother Bear
Thank you, Papa.
If there's no prize-winning fish in this lake, why, I'll eat my hat!
We're having a great time, aren't we, Lizzy?
Uh-huh! we made balloon animals at the craftshow.
And we went to the petting zoo.
We were laughing so hard on the trampoline, my face hurts.
How did you boys make out on the Thunderbolt?
We're going on that next.
But you can't take food on the ride, and Brother hasn't finished his pizza yet.
BBBrother Bear
[takes a bite of his pizza] I'm working on it.
BBBrother Bear
You've been nibbling on that pizza slice for almost an hour.
BBBrother Bear
I'm not hungry I guess.
Here. I'll finish it off for you.
[Papa tries to take a bite of the pizza but Mama stops him]
Now Papa, you really should stop eating so much.
Nonsense, [standing in front of a mirror] besides, look how thin I am!
I think we should have stuck with the fish we had before.
But I wanted a real prize winner.
But Papa, we weren't catching a fish to win a prize. We were catching a fish for dinner. I don't think Gran and Gramps need a whale.
S2 E8The Summer Job / The Big Red Kite
You cubs look awfully cheery today!
That's because school's out.
BBBrother Bear
Yep, it's the first day of summer!
[referring to the farm] Peace and quiet doesn't last long around here.
[after pumping the water] I think my arms are going to fall off.
BBBrother Bear
If they do, may I use them to carry two more pails of water?
Gee, Farmer Ben is going to lose his whole crop! He doesn't need to hear about losing his helpers too.
BBBrother Bear
I know.
You don't need to buy a kite when you can make one.
S2 E9Too Much Vacation / The Trouble with Grown-Ups
Okay, Everyone set?
Are we forgetting something?
[gasps] Brother!
[Brother comes running out of the house]
[chuckles] Well, we can't forget Brother!
[chuckles] After all, this is a family vacation.
BBBrother Bear
Got the camera, I wanna take lots of pictures.
[Papa Bear has just fallen into the river after being carried out of the cabin in a flood.]
[angrily] That's it! We're going home! The best vacation ever has been nothing but the worst vacation ever! Nothing has gone right. The cabin, the fishing, the berries... THE STEW! It was all supposed to be... fun!
Sometimes the difference between having a bad time and a great time all depends on how you look at it.
And you know what the best part of this vacation is? It's not over yet. Now, who wants to go find some sweet bumble berries for breakfast?
Yes!
Brother Bear Let's go!
[Papa --who was looking for the rest of his newspaper-- finds the rest of his newspaper and sees Brother using it to keep the paint off of his desk. Before that, Sister was hogging the phone when she was talking to Lizzy. Even though Mama needed the phone to call the hardware store. In the meantime, Papa sees Brother. And he --Papa-- wants to know what Brother is doing with the rest of his newspaper.]
[shocked] WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH (THE REST OF) MY NEWSPAPER?!
BBBrother Bear
I'm using it to keep the paint off my desk.
YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED!
BBBrother Bear
But no one in this family reads the for-sale section!
WELL, I'M READING IT NOW! (NOW I WANT THE REST OF MY NEWSPAPER!)
[After Papa says this, he demands that Brother hands over the rest of his newspaper. Because the "for sale" section was part of his newspaper. And Brother was using it to keep the paint off of his desk, when he should've taken the old newspaper from the recycle bin instead.]
Did you find it? [Phone ringing] Oh! Mrs Honeypot!
Hi Lizzy. [realizes Mama is standing in front of her] Uh-oh! I'll call you back.
[to Sister] You know I have been waiting for mayor's wife to call, and you're always on the phone with Lizzy! You have all day to talk to her tomorrow, so please stay off the phone! And it's your turn to set the table!
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