I'm 11. I'm not a little kid.
Yeah, but you're Asian. That makes you look younger.
Okay, that's racist.
Hey, everyone knows the saying: black don't crack, white is tight, and Asians look younger.
I've never heard that last one before.
Or the second one.
Well, it's usually "White is terrible," but I didn't want to offend you guys.
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