UYUzma Yakoob
I'm in the look good industry.
Lord Sugar: That don't look good! Tidy-sidy, wishy-washy, poxy-boxy!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well you did say was the product had to be glueless.
Lord Sugar: Glueless? More like bloody clueless!
(on Kurt's recycling chair) I've never come across such a revolting idea!
(After the task and collecting the results)
Karren Brady: (to Evolve) They really liked your pitch...
(Natalie and a few others smile while Endeavour look doubtful)
And they really liked you guys...
They hated the product.
(Natalie's face falls. Similarly most of Evolve also show looks of devastation particularly Leah, Luisa and Francesca)
And they didn't place any orders.
(Whilst Evolve are shockeld that they lost, Endeavour show signs of celebration)
(holding up a bunch of carrots) What are these?
Kurt should be fired for the failure of this task!
Kurt Wilson: Why am I the failure of the task?
Fresh viagra? I don't need any of that, I'm from Wales!
I hope you weren't wearing a pair of gloves.
Thank God I didn't send you out to buy 20 camels, you'd come back with a packet of fags!
(upon seeing Endeavour's flag) Looks like a blooming napkin!
Kurt Wilson: I agree with it. I made myself look like an idiot.
ZSZeeshaan Shah
Oud is a perfume!
Alex Mills: Zee, listen sunshine it's not! O-U-D-H is a perfume!
NPNatalie Panayi
(upon seeing the flag that isn't 6ft) That's...not six foot.
Zeeshaan Shah: That's not six foot!
Flag stitcher: Forty two centimeters by...seventy two centimeters?
(Zeeshaan looks at Kurt who tries to work out the sum in his head)
(moments before firing Zeeshaan) Zee, your idea of going into business with me is going to do with international trading and real estate. And you've just demonstrated that you can't deal internationally!
(on Zeeshaan) We've had know-it-all come in, thinks he knows it all, he's about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
(in an "Arabic" accent to an Emirati person while miming) You put a hat on it so it does not see. Like an eagle, a big bird. And you put it on your arm and it flies away.
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