LTLeah Totton
We put Alex in a Sergeant-Major role-
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Colonel.
FMFrancesca Macduff-Varley
You're talking to three people leading from the corporate world and you're telling them you don't like what they do?
LZLuisa Zissman
But these are successful people because they don't talk a load of crap to people.
You might find that a rough attitude when you go in front of a bank asking for investment in your business.
(after Endeavour win the task and on their treat) How does it feel to be on a winning team, Natalie?
NPNatalie Panayi
If this is what all the treats are like, amazing!
KWKurt Wilson
(referring to Leah) I was thinking maybe bringing one of the girls over here as a bit of eye candy.
Score!
(to Kurt before firing him) I admire your honesty here, but Kurt you messed up on this task, okay? So Kurt, you're fired!
(Evolve win the task and are sent away by Lord Sugar, but as he does so he asks Jason to go back into the boardroom)
Lord Sugar's receptionist: Could you go back into the boardroom Jason?
(A scared look comes across Jason's face. He goes back into the boardroom and faces Lord Sugar worriedly)
Lord Sugar: Don't have such a worried look on your face Jason. I forgot to say, one of those sales was down to you. Well done.
Jason Leech: I hope to keep impressing you.
Lord Sugar: Okay.
(Jason steps back towards the boardroom door and leaves. As he goes out the boardroom, he sighs with relief to join the rest of Evolve)
(dressed as "Herbert the Pervert" to Karren who looks bewildered) I'm supposed to be a scary thing, so if I'm scaring people it's working.
Karren Brady: Don't...Don't scare the kids.
MMMyles Mordaunt
How about we get someone to take a picture of me and you?
Leah Totton: No Myles, we need someone who looks...Younger.
(Leah and Myles look through the pictures they took.)
Myles Mordaunt: It's that you look like this...(imitating Leah in the photos) It's like he smelt of, poo or something.
I am a woman who works really long hours in the city and I don't want to have to go out to a bar and sit there and wait for men to come and talk to me. I want to be able to go onto a website and choose the people I want to interact with because I am a strong, sexually liberated and high powered woman!
(bewildered look from Karren)
If, and when, an investment is made then those discussions happen but the honest truth is...
Lord Sugar: What discussions happen?
Jordan Poulton: Discussions about percentages and how it was split between...
(stunned look from Myles)
Lord Sugar: Errrr... no discussion here mate. We get 50:50 shares.
Jordan Poulton: I'm a safer investment...
Lord Sugar: Safer investment?! What bleeding world do you live in?! A text-start business?!
Jordan Poulton: Lord Sugar, let me explain...
Lord Sugar: They're the most risky bloody investments on this planet!
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