JNJade Nash
(after an interview) Absolutely slaughtered!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
JAJaz Ampaw-Farr
Aw, man!
I am not 'man'. I am Lord Sugar.
Ladies, who's gonna be the project manager?
Jaz Ampaw-Farr: I am!
I've got a pile of CVs here. It's full of the usual BS! I'm sick and tired of that bloody rubbish to be quite honest with you, 'cause actions speak louder than words!
ZSZeeshaan Shah
Let me speak to him!
Neil Clough: It's alright guys. Thank you. (he hangs up)
Zeeshaan Shah: (taking the phone off Neil) Listen! I need to speak to him! Do you not understand that?! I said it about seven times mate!
Neil Clough: Listen! Listen! What do you want to say?
Zeeshaan Shah: I said it seven times!
Tim Stillwell:He's still there...
Zeeshaan Shah: (to Neil) I want to tell them where to sell those jackets!
Neil Clough: Zee! Zee! Listen to me...
Zeeshaan Shah: When I'm saying something seven times...
Neil Clough: Why are you shouting?
Zeeshaan Shah: Because I said something seven times...
Neil Clough: Alright, well here's the eighth time! Ring them back.
Zeeshaan Shah: Yeah, they're here. Hello?
LTLeah Totton
I'm the person who knows the most about the costs. I should do the next sale.
Luisa Zissman: I do this every day. I run three businesses, all of which are sales.
Leah Totton: This is huge...
Luisa Zissman: No offense but you're a doctor.
Leah Totton: You cannot possibly say that! You can't possibly say that!
Luisa Zissman: I should do it.
Leah Totton: I really don't think you should.
Luisa Zissman: Why not?
Leah Totton: Because I think I'll be better.
Luisa Zissman: Why do you think you'll be better?
Leah Totton: Because I know the figures. Do you know the figures?
Luisa Zissman: Well, you've got them written down so all I have to do is to look at them.
Leah Totton: And you'll memorize them in that time?
Luisa Zissman: Yeah, I think I can memorize a few figures.
Behind every good project manager there's a Neil Clough.
Jason, will you be quiet you silly shit?!
How do you send people to a brewery that don't drink? In Zee's case particularly, he is as dry as a cream cracker in the bleeding Sahara Desert!
I'm sitting here thinking to myself, you're all a bloody waste of space at the moment. I mean, the basic fundamentals; counting, calculations, locations, where you are going to sell. These are very elementary things.
This is simple multiplications, it is not rocket science.
Not you Jordan, somebody average size!
(commenting on a poorly designed piece of furniture that the girl's team failed to sell) Functional, yes. Functional in the sense that it's easy to wheel it out to the skip to throw it away!
(Before the task briefing at the location where the candidates were told Lord Sugar wanted to meet them)
Lord Sugar: Good evening. (echoes)
The candidates: Good evening, Lord Sugar. (echoes)
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