(to Jim) I don't know whether you're made of brains or bollocks.
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This Jim, he seems to have some kind of control over people. I don’t know why.
(to Vincent) With your track record at Logic, I suppose Winalot was not on the agenda, really.
(to Vincent) Tom’s voice was not heard 'cause you were so far up Jim’s behind, you couldn’t see the wood for the trees!
I haven't seen much of you, Ellie. I don't think I can go into business with you, so I'm going to tell you that you're fired.
Ellie Reed: Okay.
[Ellie gets up and leaves. Lord Sugar turns to face Vincent]
Lord Sugar: Vincent, I've got a feeling that you're too in awe of other people, and I think you're playing a bit of a risky game by strategising and bringing in the wrong people, so I think a message needs to go back. Vincent, you're also fired.
To some extent, I've been in both camps. I've been the brains and I've been the brawn as well.
Melody just turned to me and just basically got a big plate of blame and went “There you go. Fancy a bite?”
SMSusan Ma
Zoe made so many bad decisions on this task. She was just sad and pessimistic, with a horrible attitude throughout the task. I never ever want to work with her again.
My disposals get taken away in the back of a taxi.
MHMelody Hossaini
It felt so good yesterday to see dirt on me, to see my fingernails dusty, to see dust in my eyes.
There’s never any meat in it. That’s the problem – it’s just waffle.
I train chief executives how to be better at their job. A person who has a budget of £5bn, I'm the individual who does the assessment on that particular person and his leadership team and I teach them how to be even better at their jobs.
Nick Hewer: (to Lord Sugar) Do you need training?
Lord Sugar: I don't think so.
(through a microphone as Tom Pellereau looks on disapprovingly) Number 73! House Number 73! With the skip outside! (no response) Hello? (Still no response. Jim tries again more doubtfully) Hello?
Lads’ magazines are about lads, yeah?
What we need to bear in mind is that our focus group was quite focused.
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