Trying to nail anything on Jim is a bit like trying to nail jelly to a wall.
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(to Susan) I actually think you’re just marginally worse than Glenn.
It looks as if we're all trying to shoot Bambi.
Lord Sugar: Er, It was actually Bambi's mother that got shot.
I have never yet come across an engineer that can turn his hand to business.
May I speak Lord Sugar?
Lord Sugar: No you mustn't, not anymore. I'm sick and tired of it.
SMSusan Ma
Are the French really fond of their children? Do the French go camping? I know nothing about the French and their culture.
You don’t have to be have been in France to answer the question, “Do the French like their children?” That really is beyond stupid.
SMSusan Ma
Do a lot of people drive in France.
Could you sell this type of small petit object?
I drew a picture of a teapot with a light. (pause) I took a back seat but I don’t want to say back seat, I was on the ground.
(on Melody) She’ll tread over anybody. She’ll eat them up and spit them out for her breakfast. That’s what I like about her.
(on Tom and Leon) I think it's about time that both Leon and Tom actually started to stand up for themselves and started being a bit more manly frankly.
(on one of Team Logic's sales) As they say in Europe: "Nil Points." Nothing.
Zoe slapped down Susan a couple of times, [just] as somebody slaps down a yapping puppy.
SMSusan Ma
(on Zoe) On a personal level, she’s one of the bitchiest and most back-stabbing people I’ve ever met.
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