GWGavin Winstanley
(also on Vincent) He couldn’t run a bath, honestly.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Vincent makes all the calls. Vincent closes all the meetings.
(to Vincent) I know you’re Belgian and that’s where the waffles come from, but…
They wouldn't even take a penny off! A penny!
CCashier
£189.50.
Susan Ma: It's actually for a very important client...
Cashier: How would that make a difference to me?
(After Lord Sugar fires Gavin, he sends Zoe and Vincent back to the house. Outside, they console him while Nick and Karren discuss further reasons in the boardroom)
Nick Hewer: Foolish loss. He just couldn't control them.
Karren Brady: And I think they're clear now that there's no hiding place.
(to a female customer) We can get you naked and spray you.
You've got nice hair. Would you like a free massage?
SMSusan Ma
What’s at the British museum? Just, like, dinosaurs and stuff?
(on Natasha) She comes in here, she talks the talk. All of the things she says that she saw, she noticed, she would have done differently – it’s all talk.
Felicity, all you've told me since you've been in this boardroom today is that "The team agreed this, the team agreed that and the team agreed..." Well look, the person I'm looking for to go into business with me, there ain't no team. That person is on their own.
I wouldn't gas about it. I'd get on with it.
Due to not selling enough, my next person will be Natasha
Lord Sugar: Right.
(slight pause. And then...)
Natasha Scribbins: I sold more than...Jim.
(Jim gives Natasha an evil look)
What I thought we could do is have some sort of advert where you’ve got the old-school labrador that everybody loves, and you’ve got the It Boy pug. When you get them together, they don’t like each other too much, but at the end they become pals. And that would be the name of the brand: Pals.
Ellie Reed: Pal is already a name.
Tom Pellereau: It’s the second biggest dog food brand in the world.
Vincent Disneur: Is it?
Tom Pellereau: If not the first.
(to a dog owner, while filming the advert) Can we have the dog on all fours?
Dog owner: On all fours?
Vincent Disneur: You know, on all fours, rather than sitting down.
Dog owner: Do you mean standing up?
Vincent Disneur: Yeah, standing up.
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