DHDan Harris
Come on! WHO IS DOING THE MINCING?
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RARaleigh Addington
Lord Sugar, yesterday I was let down by a team leader who's like a bull in a china shop! He crashes into people, he upsets people.
(Chris and Alex look at him somewhat surprised)
He was so aggressive and such thuggish with other members of his team, he just shouts at us,he just doesn't let us get on with our jobs. He was always looking over my shoulder,
(Sir Alan, now Lord Sugar, also watches Raleigh surprised)
I wanted to sell things and I didn't get that opportunity! It wasn't fair, it was shameful!
Everything I touch turns to sold.
It was cringeable.
Dan, how many sausages did you make yesterday?
Dan Harris: What I did was manage the team that produced eleven hundred sausages.
Stuart Baggs: [Pressing keys on an invisible calculator] So, that's on a calculator...nought,
If you give me a hundred grand a year, I will deliver to you ten times that and if I don't take it back. I'll give it back to you, a money back guarentee. I'm that confident. And that's why you shouldn't fire me Lord Sugar.
Lord Sugar: I had an offer like that from Nigeria once.
RARaleigh Addington
Nobody knew what their job was!
Dan Harris: EVERYBODY knew what their job was! If you had been listening, you would have known what your job was!
(Wanting to sell some sausages, Dan approaches a hotel and presses the intercom)
Over the intercom: Hello?
Dan Harris: Hello. Want some sausages?
I think you had your chance, you blew it. Dan, You're Fired!
SRShibby Robati
(on Dan Harris) First impressions: Non.
You sold fourteen packs.
Stuart Baggs: (somewhat surprised) Fourteen packs?
Three zeroes? That's a record... a terrible record.
Karren Brady: They refused exclusivity to the MAJOR high street retailer!
Nick Hewer: If one good thing came out of this, Stella kept this lot together[boys team] whist the girls were squabbling all over each other.
Sir Alan Sugar: See that Karren, that's women power right their.
Karren Brady: I've been telling you for years.
You are representing businesswomen today, one of which I am. And I have to say, it is outrageous the way you're behaving. 75% of my management team are women, and I've never come across anything like this. And I think you have to remember who you're representing in this process. Young women out there who want to have an opportunity to do this - you should be an example to them.
(after Apollo's argument) This is like watching a bunch of bloody amateurs!
LMLaura Moore
I'm going to bring back, Joanna and...
(about 7 seconds later)
I would like to bring back Sandeesh, sorry.
(Sandeesh scoffs Laura's choice)
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