(to Joy) You're Fired!
Joy Stefanicki: Man!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(as she is modelling for the "Cuuli" towel) Don't look at me Nick! Just don't!
How hard is it to stand with a megaphone and shout 'muffins'?
SRShibby Robati
I have two ears and one mouth, and I'm going to use them in that ratio.
PVPaloma Vivanco
[to Shibby] I'm a businesswoman, and you're a joke!
You'll be more accustomed to this than me Shibby, after I say to you that after a thorough examination I have got some bad news for you.
(After looking away from Lord Sugar for much of Lord Sugar's deliberations, Shibby looks up for a second, then looks down again for another second then back up again.)
You're fired.
SSSandeesh Samra
Babies can't speak to you.
[to Melissa] The feedback was that you were very annoying.
[to Jamie and Stuart] Well done for ganging up on me. Horrible people.
Some people have set out to get me, and they've succeeded. Karmically, they will be retributed. The universe speaks louder than I do.
CFChristopher Farrell
Call themselves salespeople? Bollocks!
There was no room for manoeuvrement!
Stuart, you're young I know. But this is not kindergarten!
(on what he thinks the task will be) Science Museum. So it's gonna be something to do with science, or museums.
Behind me, you can see Stella wearing a very short, sequinned, emerald green dress, waving at people from a window. Amsterdam, maybe, but not in Manchester.
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