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(panicking) Don't panic! Don't panic! Scarface is going to kill everybody! Don't panic!
What's wrong with Mum?
She's panicking. She's panicking.
That's alright then, everything's normal.
We'll send him off Fox, don't you worry!
DON'T get any crazy ideas! Scarface could destroy you, all of you, in seconds! There's only one hope for you, and that's me. And even I may not be able to fend off his whole tribe of foxes, but I'll promise you one thing. I will defend you to the last.
It's strange! Scarface attacking in daylight. You would've thought he'd have waited till night!
Hmm. Perhaps he knows something about our watch!
What do you mean Friendly?
Perhaps he know's Charmer's on duty through the day!
That's not fair!
Friendly, enough! Let's not fight amongst ourselves!
She and Ranger are the weak link Father! He's probably told Scarface everything!
I said ENOUGH!
So much for your precious Ranger's promise, my girl!
What do you mean?
He's right outside with his father!
Oh no, but he can't mean to fight!
He'll fight. Blood is thicker than water.
So... you came in strength, Scarface?
You too have your followers, such as they are.
No followers. Only friends.
They're going to rue the day they ever met you.
You've no quarrel with them! It's me you're afraid of.
Afraid? You dare suggest Scarface is afraid?!?
Yes! Ever since I came to White Deer Park, you've been afraid of me!
Ha haw, oh right, right. You're winding me up, aren't you?
Prove you're not afraid. Fight me. Just you and me. Come on!
Why sacrifice yourself?
If you kill me, your quarrel with the animals of Farthing Wood will come to an end. I want your promise on that.
And if I kill you...
You're hopeful!
Come on! What are you waiting for? Or are you yellow?
The Warden is coming! The Warden is coming!
Why has he let him go? He could have killed him!
He just hasn't got the killer instinct.
Scarface is defeated. He won't be back.
If he comes, he'll come alone. There's no heart for a fight amongst the rest. I think Ranger saw to that.
(about Fox) He should've finished him!
I say, it's as well for us Fox hasn't got the killer instinct, or where would we be?
She is an extremely silly weasel, and her extreme silliness no doubt caused her to deliver the wrong message. But I do not think there was any maligned intention in what she and her accomplice did.
So does that mean we can get our own back by dunking them in the pond as well?
(makes a nervous hoot) Ooh... er...
Perhaps an apology would satisfy you.
We're sorry.
(To Owl) We're waiting...
We're... sorry.
Don't worry. It was worth it just to hear you say that!
(Narrating) Fox may have lacked the killer instinct, but not Adder...
And now, it'sss my turn!
You still with us? I thought you would have given us up by now...
Can't do that! Do that! Neither can you!
You know I can't go back in there!
Then why did you come all this way?
For Whisper and the cubs... I got her here, now my job's over...
Adder me old matey, long time no see! Ha har! How are y... ooh... (see's Adder's tail has been bitten off) You're not half the snake you used to be matey.
Ssscarface thinks snake tastes nice!
He did that to you?
I'm going to give him a taste of what adders are really made of! (sniggers) Nice...
(To Fox) Even a fool can be wise after the event, but can he then be called wise?
YOU?!?
The same!
(last lines) What... you've forgotten... Adder... is that I am not... the end of my line... I will be avenged...
We shall see!
Adder?
I was about to say no more, no less. (laughs) But that wouldn't be quite true...
You are in a good humour, in spite of your injury. Scarface's work?
How did you guess?
I heard something about it. As a matter of fact I was on my way to see him.
Most interesting. (laughs)
Well I musn't keep you. No doubt you have your own business to attend to.
I've already done so, thanksss!
May I ask whether or not it's worth continuing my journey?
Depends on whether you wanted just to see Scarface, or to talk to him?
To talk to him.
The save yourself the bother! Sometimesss, actions speak louder than wordsss!
You know matey, I don't see you for months and suddenly I bump into twice in one day! To what do I owe the honour?
It's safer to be out and about than it used to be.
Eh?
The park residents number one less...
(counting with his fingers) One, two, three, four...
Ssstupid!
Alright, so what are you getting at? You're worse than Owl! No use talking in riddles to me matey!
I jussst killed Scarface! Scarface is dead! I bit him!
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