This service is appalling!
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Sorry, sir, I'm trying!
if I'd just started crawling.
Stop that crazy gator!
Again I am a crocodile! I'm eccentric, I'm not mad!
Oh, boy...
HHank
Can someone scratch me?
MMarvin
I think I'll call back later.
I'll have your job for this!
[Extremely angry] OK, enough already!
(At the Watterson house...)
GDGumball and Darwin
BREAKFAST!!! (banging table) BREAKFAST!!! (banging table) BREAK--!
(Nicole slams down a cereal box.)
What the what is this? It looks like medieval prison food.
It's cereal - real cereal.
What's wrong with Smashmallows?
I read the back of the box. This is so unhealthy that by the time you guys turn 13, your double chins will be touching your cankles.
Well, at least the mascot doesn't look like a cowboy goat with high blood pressure.
Please, Mrs. Mom. This cereal is so bleak, that if it were a movie, it would be Danish.
I'm sorry, but the Smashmallows are going in the trash, and that's that.
(Their question still left unanswered, Gumball and Darwin mope through the neighborhood, until Gumball rolls over from his sulking.)
Why isn't anyone able to answer our question?! TELL ME, UNIVERSE -- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE??!
(In the bowels of space..)
UUranus
Quick! I think someone is in need of a cosmic answer.
MMars
Let's explain the meaning of his pitiful existence in the form of a feel-good song.
(And so...)
If you think you've got a problem, and your life is full of doubt
Remember, in the scheme of things, your life just doesn't count!
To you, a leaf may seem quite small, but to an ant, it's ten feet tall
It's hard to be objective, so we'll offer some perspective
You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth,
But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth!
(Hey!)
(Relax!)
And if you think you've got a problem when you're thinner or you're fatter
Remember, in the scheme of things, your life just doesn't matter
Now, the sun can make us all feel small,
Cause he's the biggest of us all,
But that's just in the solar system
Bigger things than that exist:
The Milky Way, the galaxy, and don't forget the universe!
It may seem small to others, but they're huge compared to you or us
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