We are here to give you flu
People like me more than you
I'm still waiting to be kissed
I don't know why I still exist
I am here to help you write,
Not just here for you to bite!
You always buy us by the pair
But you won't find me anywhere! Whee!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
We like to turn and turn and turn
I try hard, but never learn
(I am here to keep you clean)
I like to listen to your dreams
There's more to us than meets the eye
Try to look when you go by!
We love!
We laugh!
We cry!
We do all of this and more, 'cause we're THE AMAZING WORLD OF ELMOOOOOOOOOORE!
He’s eaten everyone in the bus, and the bus! Agh!
[Sarah begins singing while recording a video, showing various scenes of Sarah stalking Gumball and Darwin throughout their lives]
For a very long time, I've watched you from afar
Hunched in your closet or strapped beneath your car
I treasured all the stories the three of us share
Wherever you are I'll always be there
When you were alone, I was there too
Behind the shower curtain that you never knew
I dressed in your clothes and breathed in your air
I watched you both sleep and nuzzled your hair
It helps that your bedroom has places to hide
And the windows don't lock, so I can get inside
I've waited so long to be a part of your life
And one day one of you will call me his wife!
[The video ends, and the scene cuts to a horrified Gumball and Darwin in the classroom. They have watched it on the school TV, which Gumball turns off. Gumball and Darwin then scream incomprehensible nonsense to each other for several seconds]
[talks normally] I think we need to have a reasonable conversation with this young lady.
(The scene opens on Gumball and Darwin outside of the nurse's office as Gumball knocks on the door.)
Are you sure this is going to work? Because I really don't want to go to gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks him in the face.)
My legs are trying to kick my brain for just thinking about it! But don't you worry. Today's the day the plan works!
But it's already gone wrong so many times. Maybe we should just accept our fate and go to gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks Darwin in the shin.)
Ow!
Don't say that out loud! You're making them angry! Just let me handle this.
(Joan answers the door.)
JMJoan Markham
(sighs) Watterson.... No, I haven't lost weight. No, I haven't done something new with my hair. No, you don't have the bubonic plague. No, you can't have a second opinion on that. Therefore, no, you cannot get a note to skip gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks his face again.)
JMJoan Markham
What was that?
Don't worry about it.
(muffled, via subtitles) You apologized.
JJamie
Yeah, whatever, you better shut up if you don't want Mr. and Mrs. Pain to invite you to dinner! They only serve filet-o-fist!
[Twists his jaw back] It's fine. You can let that anger go, Jamie. You touched our hearts yesterday.
JJamie
Oh, I'll touch your heart--with my fist!
That's...quite a vivid image, but we understand. You don't have to be a bully anymore. Coach saw what we were all too blind to see, that you're really a sweet, kind, orange...thing with, uh, a hat...or a wig or some kind of a helmet...and horns that we're proud to call our friend.
JJamie
[throws Gumball in Darwin’s mouth] I am not anyone's friend! The only friends I need are Grandma and Grandpa Fist, and they don't give candy. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna do something so bad, it'll go down in SCHOOL HISTORY!
We really need to work on Jamie's hugging technique.
You don't really think Jamie will do anything bad, do you?
Well, just because she fed Anton to the ducks... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays] Or that she chewed Teri's own body to spit it back in her face... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays] Or that she ate a little bit of Sarah and Banana Joe... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays]
(scared) Dude, stop! I can't take any more horrible flashbacks!
But people change. Just because she did all that doesn't mean [sees Jamie] that she's capable of climbing into the back of a teacher's car to[Becomes very startled and fearful] DO SOMETHING SO BAD THAT IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY!
It’s Monday.
At least he passed away peacefully.
Yeah, like a peaceful, evil raisin.
[The kids and Richard are giving the turtle a funeral]
[Sniffles] Before we say goodbye to our beloved family pet, Evil Turtle, I think we should all say a few words to let him know how much he meant to us.
GAGumball, Anais and Richard
Hmmm.
I'll always think fondly of the way he put fear into my heart.
GAGumball, Anais and Richard
Hmmm.
Every time I stare down at the scar tissue on my hand, I'll think of him.
GDGumball and Darwin
Hmmm.
Only once in your lifetime, does something touch your heart in the way that... awesome store did! [Sobs in his hands]
Dad, you gotta move on.
Gumball, do you have anything you like to add?
Yeah, er.... I'll miss his.... you know the funny way he... the thing he... I got nothing.
[Drops the dead turtle into the trash bag] All of this because we couldn't take care of him.
[Darwin cries over the turtle and a single drop falls on the turtle who immediately recovers and hisses at them, scaring Gumball]
He was revived by my tear!
IT FEEDS ON MISERY!!!
[The turtle climbs out and crosses the road away from the Wattersons, hissing and snarling furiously]
Somebody save him, he could get hurt!
[The Turtle moves into the path of a speeding car in which the car crashes into pieces and the turtle was unharmed and unfazed by the impact]
Forget saving the turtle, we need a plan to save the neighborhood.
Why am I the bait?
(comes out of a bush) Because you're the one he loves biting the most!
Alright, but why am I not allowed to wear clothes?
Because he could choke on them.
(Darwin pops in and then out of his hiding spot and decorates Gumball's head with leaves.)
What was that for?
Presentation. It's important.
What??
Shh! Just remember to let it get as close as possible to give me a chance to catch it!
Just make sure you don't hurt him, okay? He's only a small little guy and there's three of...
(Darwin suddenly falls as he is heard gasping.)
.....Darwin? Are you ok?
(Gumball nervously checks his environment as looks around. He then hears splashing water.)
Dude, is that you?... Hello? Is anyone there?
(A pair of malicious eyes poke out of the swamp. Gumball gapes before the turtle rushes out to him while hissing, scaring Gumball and forcing him to free himself!)
I CAN'T FIND THE EDGE!!!
(The evil turtle closes in, but Gumball manages to free himself, though losing his fur from the tape, and runs away, with the turtle in pursuit.)
Wait, what about the bowl?!
WHAT ABOUT MY BUTT?!?!?
Well, I guess there's no getting rid of it. We'll have to keep it for as long as it lives.
How long do they live?
130 years.
(Gumball's sweat pours out and Gumball's organs are crying.) I'm weak.
(to Gumball) Your real name is Zach.
RCRed Construction Man
(to Gumball as Zach) Hey, kid, get in line like everyone else!
CWCrocodile Woman
(to Gumball as Zach/Darwin) You've got 3 seconds to move or I'll bingo-wing you.
RCRed Construction Man
(to Gumball as Zach/Darwin): Get back in the line.
(to Gumball as Zach) aah, dude, you can say sorry to these people before they get heavy items at the bottom of the car?!
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