(The scene opens on Gumball and Darwin outside of the nurse's office as Gumball knocks on the door.)
Are you sure this is going to work? Because I really don't want to go to gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks him in the face.)
My legs are trying to kick my brain for just thinking about it! But don't you worry. Today's the day the plan works!
But it's already gone wrong so many times. Maybe we should just accept our fate and go to gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks Darwin in the shin.)
Ow!
Don't say that out loud! You're making them angry! Just let me handle this.
(Joan answers the door.)
(sighs) Watterson.... No, I haven't lost weight. No, I haven't done something new with my hair. No, you don't have the bubonic plague. No, you can't have a second opinion on that. Therefore, no, you cannot get a note to skip gym class.
(Gumball's leg kicks his face again.)
What was that?
Don't worry about it.
(muffled, via subtitles) You apologized.
Yeah, whatever, you better shut up if you don't want Mr. and Mrs. Pain to invite you to dinner! They only serve filet-o-fist!
[Twists his jaw back] It's fine. You can let that anger go, Jamie. You touched our hearts yesterday.
Oh, I'll touch your heart--with my fist!
That's...quite a vivid image, but we understand. You don't have to be a bully anymore. Coach saw what we were all too blind to see, that you're really a sweet, kind, orange...thing with, uh, a hat...or a wig or some kind of a helmet...and horns that we're proud to call our friend.
[throws Gumball in Darwin’s mouth] I am not anyone's friend! The only friends I need are Grandma and Grandpa Fist, and they don't give candy. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna do something so bad, it'll go down in SCHOOL HISTORY!
We really need to work on Jamie's hugging technique.
You don't really think Jamie will do anything bad, do you?
Well, just because she fed Anton to the ducks... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays] Or that she chewed Teri's own body to spit it back in her face... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays] Or that she ate a little bit of Sarah and Banana Joe... [Flashback of said moment briefly plays]
(scared) Dude, stop! I can't take any more horrible flashbacks!
But people change. Just because she did all that doesn't mean [sees Jamie] that she's capable of climbing into the back of a teacher's car to[Becomes very startled and fearful] DO SOMETHING SO BAD THAT IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY!
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