The Amazing Race Season 1 quotes

How the hell can they help us? We lived in Paris for two years!

How are you, buddy? You hangin' in there? Your legs hurtin'?

I'm an idiot! I'm a friggin' idiot.

That's my boy. Always keepin' a sense of humor.

You're a fat bitch!

She screamed at me like she'd scream at her boyfriend.

How do they jump in our cab and just take it? In New York, they would have grabbed her out by the hair.

I'm really disappointed. Disappointed. Disappointed.

What did you say?

I'm disappointed.

Well, that ain't nothing new.

The only monument I know is that Arc d'Whatever.

I don't know where that little cute couple that hates our guts are.

You're not going to shake my hand? We're not out, and you're not going to shake my hand?

Life is a game of minutes.

Onward to victory!

[while sleeping outside] Ah, this is the life.

We have no food, we have no water...we're all set.

Good night, Kevin.

Good night, Drew. [pauses] Good night, John-Boy.

Why didn't you go to the hotel?

What hotel?