Drew quotes from The Amazing Race

You have to hit six numbers to get a live human being on the phone.

Nothing's free, Kevin! We're in Africa! You go to the Statue of Liberty, is the guy giving these things [maps] away for free? For cryin' out loud! Free!

You have to approach people in an affable, friendly way! You don't do it like you're in New York!

I just don't think the city's [Paris] anything special. I rate it no better than SoHo.

Geez, why did I think it was gonna be an old guy who looked like Ben Franklin?

Who's better than us, here, on top of the South of France? With everybody lookin' at our behinds, no less.

What does it say? "Go Here"? Oh. I thought it said "Go Home".

You saw what that was like in Midnight Express.

Zambia. That's where we are.

That's Namibia, jackass.

What's this elephant?

What elephant?

This little statue here.

It's probably a little...a little tchotchke!

You're gonna get the window, you jerk.

Don't worry about it.

You think you're whatchamacallit from Wild Kingdom. Jackass.

Is that an impala?

Get the camera, get the camera!

It's a goat, it's a goat.

How are you, buddy? You hangin' in there? Your legs hurtin'?

I'm an idiot! I'm a friggin' idiot.

That's my boy. Always keepin' a sense of humor.

Good night, Kevin.

Good night, Drew. [pauses] Good night, John-Boy.

Alright, so what do you think that arrow means? I gotta pee, I might as well do it right here.

It means go right, stupid. It means Drew is a dumbass.