Kevin quotes from The Amazing Race

It's amazing that you even got up this morning and tied your shoes.

Swing, you fat bastard, swing!

We have no food, we have no water...we're all set.

I thought I heard him. You can't miss that mouth.

Take the elevator to the Coliseum floor!

Zambia. That's where we are.

That's Namibia, jackass.

What's this elephant?

What elephant?

This little statue here.

It's probably a little...a little tchotchke!

You're gonna get the window, you jerk.

Don't worry about it.

You think you're whatchamacallit from Wild Kingdom. Jackass.

Is that an impala?

Get the camera, get the camera!

It's a goat, it's a goat.

How are you, buddy? You hangin' in there? Your legs hurtin'?

I'm an idiot! I'm a friggin' idiot.

That's my boy. Always keepin' a sense of humor.

Good night, Kevin.

Good night, Drew. [pauses] Good night, John-Boy.

Alright, so what do you think that arrow means? I gotta pee, I might as well do it right here.

It means go right, stupid. It means Drew is a dumbass.

We're five years older, five years more out of shape.

I was a circle then. I'm an oval now, I suppose.

I've had enough of Rob and Amber. I think America may have also.

I can't believe we're doing this again!

This is the chance of a lifetime twice.