“Divide And Conquer” quotes from The Amazing Race

When we win the money, he has to marry me.

What's this elephant?

What elephant?

This little statue here.

It's probably a little...a little tchotchke!

You're gonna get the window, you jerk.

Don't worry about it.

You think you're whatchamacallit from Wild Kingdom. Jackass.

Is that an impala?

Get the camera, get the camera!

It's a goat, it's a goat.

Who wants to go to Paris? I don't want to go to Paris. I hate Paris.

I'm looking for four [tickets]. And she's [Amie] not with me.

How the hell can they help us? We lived in Paris for two years!

How are you, buddy? You hangin' in there? Your legs hurtin'?

I'm an idiot! I'm a friggin' idiot.

That's my boy. Always keepin' a sense of humor.

You're a fat bitch!

She screamed at me like she'd scream at her boyfriend.

How do they jump in our cab and just take it? In New York, they would have grabbed her out by the hair.

I'm really disappointed. Disappointed. Disappointed.

What did you say?

I'm disappointed.

Well, that ain't nothing new.

The only monument I know is that Arc d'Whatever.

I don't know where that little cute couple that hates our guts are.

You're not going to shake my hand? We're not out, and you're not going to shake my hand?