Rob quotes from The Amazing Race

Life is a game of minutes.

The Guidos try to hold other people back with deceit and trickery.

I'm waiting for them.

Oh no, it's okay. We'll take them. We're going to go with you. How much? How much did they pay?

Four.

I'm paying ten. Open it up.

That'll teach them for accusing someone of lying.

Debbie, do you see a cab?

No.

This is retarded. Now we got to catch another cab.

Rob and Amber didn't make it, yay!

I'm so excited that they didn't make it. Survive that.

No freaking way.

That's horsecrap!

Rob, how's your stomach? [laughing]

Rob's strategy to quit worked and that just made me sick.

If that had been any other team, they would have literally gotten an applause; but the fact that it was Rob and Amber, it was just terrible.

I hate them. I hate them so much.

Phil Keoghan

Rob and Amber, Welcome to Lucknow.

Thank you.

Phil Keoghan

You guys probably think that this is the end of the leg,

But?

Phil Keoghan

I don't want to hold you up. I have your other clue.

Are you serious?

Phil Keoghan

You're still racing. This leg is not over.

Go! Go! Go! No! No!

Good, good he's going in the other direction. Go around the track the other way. [laughing]

Oh God, please no. Oh God no.

We have no idea what a dervish is.

I think it's a topless woman.

You gotta cooperate with the police. That's too bad.

That cop probably just cost us a million dollars.

It’s not okay.

Can we try? Can we please try?

[in a stern voice] I said the flight is closed.

She’s just a bitch.

She’s so unhelpful and so unkind.

We just want to get out of here before I have to see ‘Bama.

That one can’t even look over here. [Karlyn flips the bird at Dustin and Kandice]

Don’t do that. That’s ugly.

Sorry.

I can’t believe they [Dustin and Kandice] yielded ‘Bama, dude. That’s kind of crappy, dude.

We just won’t die, like roaches. [laughing] We gotta keep coming back.