The Amazing Race Season 5 quotes

The prostitute would know where the discotheque is wouldn't she?

Mirna & Charla are at a great disadvantage-

And their kickin' our butts!

Stop looking at the camel.

Detour, plow or fowl? What do you think, a thousand ducks?

The plow.

Start looking in through here, you know what I mean?

How are you doing it?

I can't control where he goes, baby.

Keep looking.

Which way?

Keep looking, on bottom.

You're not even helping me look, baby. You're just standing around.

There's not much I can do, baby. It's gonna be in the plowed area, it's gonna be deep. That's why you gotta be really looking, in the plowed area.

Do you understand?…

I UNDERSTAND!

WHERE'S HE GOING?! NO, IN THIS FIELD!!! Oh my god.

MY OX IS BROKEN!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Colin, is it impossible to control him?

Please answer me when I talk to you. If there's any way possible that you can not wander aimlessly…

Do you know how hard it is to look down and try to drive him? Do you know how difficult that is? It wasn't this hard for the other teams. I can guarantee you that much!

Grab the plow!

I CAN'T GET HIM TO GO OVER THERE!!!

Well, calm down…

WHY DO YOU KEEP TURNING?!

Colin, why don't you learn how to control it?

I'M TRYING!!!

Listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control it!

See, I can't make him go over there!

I don't want another word coming out of your mouth.

Oh my god, I hate you.

Just plow…

COME ON!!!

WOAH, WOAH!!! Stupid ox! No! STAY IN THE FIELD!!!

GET THE F*CK OVER HERE AND HELP LOOK!!!

It's so deep, Colin…

I DON'T CARE!!! WALK THROUGH WITH YOUR FEET UNTIL YOU FEEL IT!!!

(finds clue) It's right here.

Oh my god.

(reading clue) Find the Pit Stop, the Coconut Palace.