Tony quotes from The 10th Kingdom ... TV Quotes Database

TTony

[Wolf offers to test Wendell's "prince sensing skills" before tossing a stick at his gold-imprisoned dog form] That's not funny!

Wolf

It could get funnier if we keep on doing it.

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[A magical bullfrog awaits the heroes in front of two doors]

FFrog

One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [croaks] Ribbit. You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie.

Wolf

Oh, I learned this in school but I could NEVER remember it!

Virginia

If we ask him which one's the safe door...

Wolf

Well then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?

Virginia

I don't know!

FFrog

Time's up, then-

TTony

All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog]

FFrog

What are you doing?!

TTony

What does that achieve?!

[Tony starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog]

FFrog

Get your hands off me!

TTony

I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!

FFrog

Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!

[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]

FFrog

WHOA!

[Tony slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it]

Wolf

I guess it's the other one.

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King Wendell

And now, for the greatest bravery imaginable. For courage in the face of relentless and terrible danger, I award my dear friends the highest medals in my Kingdom. Firstly, my temporary manservant, Antony. My people, look upon my friend. No longer is he spineless and wallowing in self-pity.

TTony

[wincing] Thanks.

King Wendell

No longer is he a balding, useless coward who would rather run than fight.

TTony

I think they got the message.

King Wendell

No longer is he selfishly driven by envy and greed.

TTony

Wendell, the medal.

King Wendell

No. He is heroically transformed. What braver man could exist, than Antony the Valiant?