My name is Virginia...and I live on the edge of the forest.
Played by Kimberley Williams
The 10th Kingdom · 30 quotes
Most-quoted character in The 10th Kingdom: in 9 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Wolf (2), Evil Queen (2)
Lines by Virginia Lewis 4
I'm gonna die of long hair!
Well, at least things can't get any worse.
You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale".
Scenes with Virginia Lewis 5
This could be a long torture session.
VirginiaI'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture.
VirginiaOur mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Anthony. [Tony avoids looking at anyone] Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.
A bed... with barnacles.
VirginiaThe sea bed!
DLDwarf Librarian
Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.
The Queen! That's all we need.
Anthony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit?
No, no, no, umm... Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
Near she is, but not alone. in a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight,where once the Queen was called Snow White.
That's Prince Wendell's castle.
[A magical bullfrog awaits the heroes in front of two doors]
FFrog
One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [croaks] Ribbit. You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie.
Oh, I learned this in school but I could NEVER remember it!
VirginiaIf we ask him which one's the safe door...
Well then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?
VirginiaI don't know!
FFrog
Time's up, then-
TTony
All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog]
FFrog
What are you doing?!
TTony
What does that achieve?!
[Tony starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog]
FFrog
Get your hands off me!
TTony
I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!
FFrog
Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
FFrog
WHOA!
[Tony slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it]
I guess it's the other one.
VirginiaIn your whole life, did you ever once love me?
[The Queen turns away, seeing herself ten years ago, trying to drown Virginia and then fleeing their apartment as Tony gets home]
[struggling] Oh, that's not me!
[The Queen approaches Virginia, seeming to finally recognize her; The Huntsman enters before she can speak]
My lady, we have a problem in the kitchens.
Take this girl away and lock her up! I will finish with her afterwards.
VirginiaAfter what? What're you gonna do to everybody?!
Anyone for seconds? No? [The Huntsman brings Virginia into the room] You certainly are persistent.
VirginiaAre you gonna kill me as well?
I was going to let you go. I don't know why.
VirginiaYou know why.
Go. Leave me. Get out while you can.
VirginiaNo.
[exasperated] You were nothing but an accident! You should've been killed at birth!
[Virginia slaps The Queen]
VirginiaHow dare you. How dare you speak to me like that!
Kill her now! [The Huntsman hesitates] Kill her! Or I'll do it myself.
[The Huntsman raises his crossbow]
NO!
VirginiaWOLF!
[Wolf charges The Huntsman, who fires his crossbow straight up as they struggle; The Queen moves in and begins strangling Virginia]
VirginiaStop. Mom.
[The Huntsman dies as his crossbow's bolt comes back down and hits him, pinning Wolf underneath him]
Cripes!
[Desperately, Virginia reaches up for the poisoned ornate comb The Queen is wearing in her hair, and strikes her across the cheek with it]
You've drawn- blood.
VirginiaI'm sorry. [The Queen turns, walks a short distance, then collapses, dying from the poison] No! Please don't die! Don't die! Just remember who you are!
It's too late. Oh, don't cry, my little girl. My little girl. I gave away my soul.
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