Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bed-Wetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!
Played by Scott Cohen
The 10th Kingdom · 30 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The 10th Kingdom: in 6 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Evil Queen (3), Virginia Lewis (2), Tony (2)
Lines by Wolf 1
Scenes with Wolf 5
[The Queen stops while walking past Wolf's cell]
You. What are you?
WolfMe? A fine, fine chap, falsely accused-
I will not ask again. What are you?
WolfShh. Don't tell anyone, but- [his eyes flash yellow] Wolf.
TTony
[Wolf offers to test Wendell's "prince sensing skills" before tossing a stick at his gold-imprisoned dog form] That's not funny!
WolfIt could get funnier if we keep on doing it.
[A magical bullfrog awaits the heroes in front of two doors]
FFrog
One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [croaks] Ribbit. You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie.
WolfOh, I learned this in school but I could NEVER remember it!
If we ask him which one's the safe door...
WolfWell then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?
I don't know!
FFrog
Time's up, then-
TTony
All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog]
FFrog
What are you doing?!
TTony
What does that achieve?!
[Tony starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog]
FFrog
Get your hands off me!
TTony
I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!
FFrog
Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
FFrog
WHOA!
[Tony slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it]
WolfI guess it's the other one.
My crafty little wolf. You had me worried for a while.
WolfOh, when you freed me from prison, I agreed to serve you. A wolf always keeps his bargain.
After tonight, when I rule the Nine Kingdoms, wolves will be very important. I will make them my secret police, and you will be the chief.
WolfHuff-puff! Chief Wolf!
Anyone for seconds? No? [The Huntsman brings Virginia into the room] You certainly are persistent.
Are you gonna kill me as well?
I was going to let you go. I don't know why.
You know why.
Go. Leave me. Get out while you can.
No.
[exasperated] You were nothing but an accident! You should've been killed at birth!
[Virginia slaps The Queen]
How dare you. How dare you speak to me like that!
Kill her now! [The Huntsman hesitates] Kill her! Or I'll do it myself.
[The Huntsman raises his crossbow]
WolfNO!
WOLF!
[Wolf charges The Huntsman, who fires his crossbow straight up as they struggle; The Queen moves in and begins strangling Virginia]
Stop. Mom.
[The Huntsman dies as his crossbow's bolt comes back down and hits him, pinning Wolf underneath him]
WolfCripes!
[Desperately, Virginia reaches up for the poisoned ornate comb The Queen is wearing in her hair, and strikes her across the cheek with it]
You've drawn- blood.
I'm sorry. [The Queen turns, walks a short distance, then collapses, dying from the poison] No! Please don't die! Don't die! Just remember who you are!
It's too late. Oh, don't cry, my little girl. My little girl. I gave away my soul.
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