What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
Played by John Larroquette
The 10th Kingdom · 30 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The 10th Kingdom: in 5 of its 30 quotes
Lines by Anthony Lewis 4
Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again.
All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
Time for walkies!
Scenes with Anthony Lewis 1
Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two?
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Anthony. [Tony avoids looking at anyone] Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head.
AnthonyA bed... with barnacles.
The sea bed!
DLDwarf Librarian
Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one.
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen.
AnthonyThe Queen! That's all we need.
Anthony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit?
AnthonyNo, no, no, umm... Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen.
GMGustav the Magic Mirror
Near she is, but not alone. in a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight,where once the Queen was called Snow White.
AnthonyThat's Prince Wendell's castle.
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