Relish the Troll King quotes from The 10th Kingdom

Relish

I am alone. And unarmed.

The Queen

As am I.

Relish

I have done as you asked. Now, where are my children?

The Queen

To be quite honest, I have no idea. I simply used them as an excuse to get you to meet me.

Relish

Then I will kill you.

The Queen

Don't you wish to hear my great plan first?

Relish

I have known of your 'plan' all along. To put the imposter Prince on the throne, and rule the 4th Kingdom yourself.

The Queen

Do you think I spent seven years rotting in jail just to rule one of the Nine Kingdoms? I intend to have them all.

Relish

But... where do I fit in?

The Queen

Yes, I see what you mean.

Relish

I have heard enough! Trolls, arise! [the Troll King's men come out of hiding and surround the Queen] You didn't expect that, did you? My men have been hiding for the past hour.

The Queen

I'm amazed at your foresight. And had you arrived two hours earlier you would have found me... poisoning the apples! [Relish and his men collapse as the poison takes effect] Poison is something of a science with me, and I seem to have timed it just right. You know what they say, Relish? An army marches on its stomach.