[A magical bullfrog awaits the heroes in front of two doors]
One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [croaks] Ribbit. You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie.
Oh, I learned this in school but I could NEVER remember it!
If we ask him which one's the safe door...
Well then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?
I don't know!
Time's up, then-
All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh? [picks up frog]
What are you doing?!
What does that achieve?!
[Tony starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog]
Get your hands off me!
I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!
Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
WHOA!
[Tony slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it]
I guess it's the other one.
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