And she's off mine.
S3 E4Taken to the Cleaners
S3 E5Five Finger Discount
You heard mom, Cory. Stealing is stealing, and you could go to jail!
[after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!
S3 E6Sweeps
The play is called "The Pitiful, Joyless Life of the Urgent Chimney Sweep Children of London".
Sounds like a million laughs, Chelsea.
Don't go you guys! I fixed it.
Rae! It wasn't broken.
[While watching the play]
When did this become a one-woman show?
I guess when only one woman showed up.
S3 E7Double Vision
[Rae and Eddie walk in laughing about something]
[Rae sees the poster Chelsea's putting up]
[Raven pulls down the poster]
Uh, no way! You got Rayne Bow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.
Uh-huh
[Chelsea sticks poster back up on the wall, and Raven pulls it back down]
Um... so... hey, when's the show?
It's Friday after school, and I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that. Yeah. We really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going, so I'm in charge of the whole thing, and I have to focus all of my attention on him. (gazes at a good-looking guy and staples sleeve to the wall)
RCRaven clicks her fingers
Uh yea, Chels, snap out, snap out of it, Chels.
Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.
You're diggin' him, huh?
Yeah, what gave it away?
You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.
Oh would ya?
[Raven pulls Chelsea off the wall]
Sorry about that.
[Raven has a vision]
Did ya just have a vision?
Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.
What?
Go.
[Raven smiles]
Okay. [takes off]
[Raven sighs]
What was your real vision?
I was kissing Ben.
What? How could you do that to your best friend?
I didn't do anything yet.
And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.
That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.
[Bumps into Ben]
Oh, snap.
BBen
Sorry.
Gotta go.
[Runs away]
S3 E8Bend it Like Baxter
EEric
[thinking Raven is their star gymnast, Natasha Bubinski] I want to know everything about you. You're language, your culture, your interests-
[quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?
HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.
S3 E9The Big Buzz
Eddie, are you sure you don't want to join the Bee Keepers Club?
Oh, no, I'm allergic.
Oh, to bees?
No, to nerds.
S3 E10True Colors
Did you finish that report?
Yep! All 500 words!
Black history is very, very, very important to me. There are many, many, many people to choose from...I see where this is going. Come on son, sit.
But dad, you only read 18 words.
Nice look, Raven. Ha ha ha!
You know what? I wouldn't be laughing 'cause that's going to be you in the next 30 years.
Even if they did believe me, it wouldn't matter. I'm only one person, I can't change the world.
Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd all still be sitting in the back of the buses.
Oh, that's it! We're gonna bust them, we're gonna shut 'em down by any means necessary!
Whoa, slow down Malcolm!
CChloe
The truth is, I don't hire black people.
S3 E11Dog Day Aftergroom
(while holding a bunch of dogs on leashes) Guess who got a job at Camp Woof Woof!
Uhh, you did.
Aww, what gave it away?
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