Raven quotes from That's So Raven

Raven

[talking about Gomez the goat] Oh, Chelsea's right, he doesn't look so good. What d'you thinks wrong with him, girl?

Chelsea

Maybe it was something he ate.

Raven

Well, he ate everything.

Eddie

What do we do?

Chelsea

Okay. Mr. and Mrs. B, I need you to call Dr. Calvin, he's the best vet in town. Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down. Rae, you get some blankets. Cory, I need an ice pack. Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk,

Chelsea

Yeah, I know, it's me, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

Chelsea

Rae isn't this a great spot

Raven

Wait a minute tree huggers, I ma coming...Whoo these boots were NOT made for walking

Raven

What is that smell?

Chelsea

Well Rae that would be fresh air

Raven

Well that has got ta go

Raven

Ohh yeah that's what I call fresh mountain pine

Chelsea

Didn't you notice any of the natural beauty on your ways up here?

Raven

You know what Chels? I actually did...

Chelsea

Oh well that's good!

Raven

There's was a beautiful rock that looked like a cell phone and on top of it girl was a little bird chirpping like a ringer chirp chirp.

Well, well, well. What have we here?

Raven

Emmett, the world's most annoying hall monitor.

Hey! I didn't skip two grades to take any lip from the likes of you. What are you waiting for? Next time, it's detention! They fear me.

Chelsea

No one can find out that the new janitor is actually a talent scout from 'Undercover Superstar'!

'Undercover Superstar'?

Raven

Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.

Eddie

You know what this means, every man for himself.

Chelsea

Or woman!

Raven

But dad?

Victor

No, there's nothing you can say, you both are fired!

Eddie

Old school; old school; pre-school!

Chelsea

Bad for your skin; bad for the environment; and just plain bad!

Raven

Got to go! Got to go! Got to go!!

Raven uses deodorant cause she doesn't take baths!

Raven

GIRL GET OUT OF HERE! [stomps her heels] Stop it!

Raven

Sneaky boyfriend stealer!

What'd you say about Alana?

Raven

I said, schneaky schnoyliend schnealer. It means "don't hurt me" in German. Please.

Get away from me, Baxter! You're a jinx.

Raven

And you're a bully! You know maybe if you had a better attitude, bad things wouldn't happened to you.

Raven

(to Chelsea) Please girl, this is not scary.

Tanya

RAVEEEEEENNNNNNN!!

Raven

Now, that's scary.

Hey!

Raven

You heard mom, Cory. Stealing is stealing, and you could go to jail!

Cory

[after he saw a bigger sized monkey key chain] I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief!

Chelsea

The play is called "The Pitiful, Joyless Life of the Urgent Chimney Sweep Children of London".

Raven

Sounds like a million laughs, Chelsea.