Raven quotes from That's So Raven

Raven

Don't go you guys! I fixed it.

Chelsea

Rae! It wasn't broken.

Raven

Uh, no way! You got Rayne Bow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.

Chelsea

Uh-huh

Raven

Um... so... hey, when's the show?

Chelsea

It's Friday after school, and I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that. Yeah. We really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going, so I'm in charge of the whole thing, and I have to focus all of my attention on him. (gazes at a good-looking guy and staples sleeve to the wall)

Uh yea, Chels, snap out, snap out of it, Chels.

Chelsea

Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.

Eddie

You're diggin' him, huh?

Chelsea

Yeah, what gave it away?

Eddie

You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.

Chelsea

Oh would ya?

Raven

Sorry about that.

Chelsea

Did ya just have a vision?

Raven

Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.

Chelsea

What?

Raven

Go.

Chelsea

Okay. [takes off]

Eddie

What was your real vision?

Raven

I was kissing Ben.

Eddie

What? How could you do that to your best friend?

Raven

I didn't do anything yet.

Eddie

And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.

Raven

That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.

Raven

Oh, snap.

Sorry.

Raven

Gotta go.

[thinking Raven is their star gymnast, Natasha Bubinski] I want to know everything about you. You're language, your culture, your interests-

Eddie

[quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?

Raven

HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.

Cory

Nice look, Raven. Ha ha ha!

Raven

You know what? I wouldn't be laughing 'cause that's going to be you in the next 30 years.

Raven

Even if they did believe me, it wouldn't matter. I'm only one person, I can't change the world.

Victor

Rae, if Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr. had that attitude, we'd all still be sitting in the back of the buses.

Chelsea

(while holding a bunch of dogs on leashes) Guess who got a job at Camp Woof Woof!

Raven

Uhh, you did.

Chelsea

Aww, what gave it away?

Raven

A wedding? I love weddings. I hope I don't cry!

Eddie

Oh, you're going to cry, alright because it's your wedding!

Eddie

Rae, did you just have a vision?

Raven

[panicking] Yes you see what happened was- [bumps into Chelsea's statue and shatters it] ...pretty much that.

Eddie

I got you something easy to eat this time Rae. [Feeds Raven]

Raven

Mmh mmmh, this is good, what is this?

Eddie

A hot and spicy jalapeno pepper popper.

Raven

[Shocked] A jalapeno pepper popper!? You picked a potentially painful pepper popper to pop into my pecker?

Eddie

Possibly [Confused]

Raven

Hot! Hot, water water aah!

Eddie

Not now, you can't have no water right now Rae.

Eddie

Oh, here comes the judge [flees]

Chelsea please let your art speak for itself

Raven

[After eating a chunk of spicy cheese]: Water!

Raven

Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants? [laughs]

Can you find in your heart to forgive me?

Eddie

The lizard didn't bite my heart.

Raven

Oh, I broke something! Well, I don't think it's important...

Chelsea

Yeah it is, Rae. That looks like the A4-Regulator Valve.

Raven

How do you know that?

Chelsea

Uh, how do you not know that?

Raven

Something's wrong with the ice cream! It's all runny!

Eddie

Yeah. It's like someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve or something!

Raven

How does everybody know that?

Don't tell me someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve!

Raven

WHAT!?