[Flashback to 1968]
Thanks for walking me home, Steven. That redheaded girl hits really hard.
Some advice: Never let a girl stand on your head like that. Bad for the rep.
Okay, Steven.
And it's Hyde.
Thanks, Hyde. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if my last name was Seek? You know, "Hyde and Seek"?
That's stupid... And you owe me a quarter.
[Eric hands it to him, then Kitty and Red come out from the house.]
Well, now, who do we have here?
This is Hyde.
Oh, you have a new little friend! Red, get the camera!
I'm not his friend. I'm a hired gun.
Kitty, don't embarrass the boy!
Well, don't be silly! It's nice to have a new friend. Especially one who's so... dirty! [laughs] You know what's fun? [goes to bathroom, where Hyde and Eric are bathing together, Eric looks at his father with a "why?" look]
I'm sorry, son. [leaves the room]
If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you. [Eric offers him a rubber duck, Hyde smacks it out of his hand.]
[Returns to the present]
Now I have to kill you.
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