Hey guys, I have news. Turns out Stacey doesn't even like me.
Yeah we kinda expected that.
Thought you said you had news.
Yeah here it comes; She likes Red. [Kelso, Hyde, and Donna laugh]
Oh my God!
Oh...You're gonna have to leave town!
Why?
Obviously we're gonna tell everyone!
Eric Tell me this, how'd the 50-year-old guy get the girl? Look at me I'm an attractive man. [the others look skeptical; to Donna] Well I got you.
Technically I got you. And then you blew it.
Hyde Which means you didn't lose it cause you never had it. See? There's your silver lining.
Eric you have a lot of good qualities. I mean you're funny, like... Well what just happened to you is funny. [the gang cracks up again]
That chick likes Red because he's a tough guy, a hard ass. You? You're soft.
How soft is he Hyde?
Softer than Liberace at the Playboy Mansion. [Donna and Kelso are laughing harder] Yeah!
Because he plays piano! Wait. [Donna whispers in his ear] Oh! BURN!
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