[Jackie introduces a leather-jacketed Kelso to Hyde and Fez]
Ummm...may I have your attention please?! I would like to introduce to you all the new Michael Kelso! [applauds as Kelso runs up the driveway]
Yeah..sooo, what do you think?! Yeah, Jackie says it makes me look like Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones. [mimics Brando voice] Yeah, I'm so Brando!
Yeah, if Brando had a buddy named Potsie!
What are you even saying?
I think you know what I'm saying... [imitating Fonzie] 'EYYY!!
Jackie, did you dress me up like the Fonz?
No Michael, I did not dress you up like the Fonz! Although, I mean, I like the Fonz you know he's kinda...
Fez?! Fonz, yes or no?
Well you know me Kelso, I just want you to be happy.
Thank you Fez!
Now, if I could just have a moment of your time...?
Sure!
Good, yes. Okay a gang of thugs has taken over Arnold's! Help us Fonzie, you are our only hope!
I can't believe you guys! Here I am, as Brando as can be, and you guys can't even see that! Well you can both just...
Sit on it? [Kelso runs off, with Jackie following him]
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