This is one messed-up Christmas, man. You guys are all starting to look like elves.
[laughing while taking off elf ears and hat] That must’ve freaked you out! [laughs again]
[watches Donna play with a Gyro Wheel] It’s gonna fall off.
It’s okay.
Oh my God, it—it is gonna fall off!
It’s okay!
Let me give you my recipe for holiday cheer. Take one slop and half a bottle of schnapps, then stir freely with Fez. It is a wonderful life.
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