Okay, here’s the situation. Thanksgiving Night, everything’s closed. We need to find a hundred record bins by midnight. It’s the same damn thing every year.
Wait, I have a question. …How does hair know to grow? And how far inside your head does it go? Does it touch your brain?
Okay, I think we need to get Jerry Garcia here some coffee.
Let the girl rap. I will sing to it! What do you think about my head?
The Head, that’s the name! I saved the day!
You know what would be perfect for the records? Those boxes that milk bottles come in. They’re like crates… or crepes. Crepes! How good are crepes?!
That’ll work, man. We need, like, fifty empty milk crates.
Well, how are we gonna drink all that milk? Wait! We need fifty boxes of cookies!
No, wastoid! We’ll steal the crates! It’s perfect. Milk crates.
Milk crates.
Milk crates.
Milky craties!
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