Well, I called the lame motel. Fez, you were right. Casey has a reservation for tonight.
And Hyde, you were right. I cannot keep a secret.
Speaking of secrets, look what I found in Jackie's cheese. [holds up piece of paper with...] Some guy Phil's phone number. I–I can't take this anymore. I just know it, Hyde. She's cheating on me again!
Kelso, don't jump to conclusions. Maybe I don't care! Forman, man, you gotta be cool about this Donna thing, or she's gonna know you're jealous. You can't be all... Simon and Garfunkely. You gotta get Bruce Springsteeny... Springsteenian... Springsteenicious. ...Wait, what are we talking about?
Hey, you guys, I am not jealous. I’m just looking out for her. I mean... Donna’s practically a sister to me. A tall, shapely sister. Who I’ve done it with. About a million times.
Look, maybe Donna and Casey won’t even do it tonight. I’d call it... 50/50.
You would?
Oh, I’d be wrong. But I’d call it that to keep you from doing something stupid.
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