Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go. That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it. Boy, do I want to do it!
Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know! You see, it's bulletproof!
[to Hyde] Why are you friends with him?
I don't know.
[Hyde starts making out with Jill. Eric appears behind them]
Hyde, what the hell?! What is she doing in my seat?
I don't know. Hee-hee, that's a good one, Kelso!
[to Eric] Just sit on the floor.
The floor? You want me to sit on the floor? Visitors get the floor, alright?! And that’s you, Terri Tube-Top! Oh, and by the way, it’s winter!
[scoffs] You’re a drag. [gets up and leaves the circle]
[sits down next to Hyde and Kelso] Okay, well... Sayonara, Yoko! What? We’re kind of like the Beatles.
[Hyde gets up and leaves the circle]
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